Today marks a milestone for me. I actually put up 31 days’ worth of content on my BriaSphere website. True… I didn’t post to the site every day for 31 days. However, I did keep track of the dates and times of each writing; using the dates and times to order the posts online. And… That my friends is in and of itself what you would call… Well… “Accomplishment!” At least that’s what I consider it to be.
Julia, knowing I was working on one of my sites today, asked me about writing on the internet this afternoon and I explained the basics to her. My wife is an intelligent woman and usually has a reason for asking questions. So, when she asked, “Is it true that in order to stay in the top 10 rankings of Google you have to post at least once a day?” I knew right away where this was going.
“No,” I told her. “In fact,” I continued, “I’ve personally discovered that sometimes it’s best to just post at least three or more pages at a time, every three or four days, especially where Google is concerned. It would seem that they index stuff faster that is posted in mass rather than once every 24 hours.”
She then said, “But a lot of the internet marketing material I’ve read says that you must put up at least one post a day.” I smiled saying, “Back in the ancient days of the internet that might have been true. But we’re well past that time period now.”
She then asked, “What about when you build static sights then? You have a static site that keeps showing up in the top ten of Google every time someone types in your name.” “Yes,” I answered, “That is true.”
She asked, “Why is that? You aren’t changing the site all that much.” I responded, “That would be because the page showing up in the top ten has to do with my work history. Google and other search engines see something like a resume as a part of your personal information, street address, phone number, email, social media sites, etcetera. And… Don’t forget, too, that site does have what the search engines would consider an appropriate link to my blog, where the real action is.”
“Your blog is where the real action is now is it,” Julia said slyly. “Well,” I answered, “Yes. As far as search engines are concerned that is true.”
She then snickered saying, “And our bedroom action? How would the internet rank that?”
“Well… Um… I think,” I started to say, “It would depend on the specific action you were revealing online honey. Are we talking educational or XXX Porn?”
She then said seductively, “Definitely XXX Porn video, complete with printed transcription. How do you think the search engines would rank that?”
I paused for a moment, feeling like I was being eyed by a cat sizing up the potential fun factor in playing with a mouse, “Before it’s eaten.” Julia must have sensed this and pretty much confirmed my suspicion on that score.
“You were saying my dear?” Julia asked, coming over to me, sitting down on my lap, and giving me a deep kiss. “Yes?” Julia teased, “And your answer is?” She then gave me another kiss. “I’m waiting honey,” she prompted in a seductive tone that hinted at a bit of danger.
I thought for a long moment and said, “Our bedroom action would probably rank number one in the ‘Adult Naughty Category’ on any of the search engines.” I then added, “Which any person could find, so long as their search filtering is switched off. But we do have to think of the children my love. We don’t want little Jane or Johnny finding us online before they are at an age where they can understand what’s happening. That’s why search engines and computers have child safety controls on them in the first place.”
Julia then sat back intensely staring at me for a long moment before seductively saying with a warm glow to her voice, “Good answer. A very sweet, considerate, and kind answer that has warmed your wife’s heart towards you even more.”
As I had suspected at the start of the conversation, Julia has been thinking about her site and wondering if there wasn’t something more she could be doing with it that might help the clients that come to her practice. I suggested that she sit for ideas and meditate on it, tossing out a few suggestions on how she might go about it. I then added, “I don’t think a Bedroom Action XXX Porn Video blog will help your clients though.”
She laughed at that and said, “You might be surprised. Having us as an example might inspire more than a few couples.” She then kissed me lightly on the lips before standing up saying, “Don’t worry though honey. I know you aren’t ready for the big screen just yet. But… Truly. You’d put a lot of amateurs and porn stars alike to shame with the way you treat a woman in bed. They’d go mad with grief if they ever saw what it is that you can do.”
And… Then she headed into the kitchen saying, “How do you feel about Baked Ziti?” “The way you do it?” I asked. “Hell Yeah!” I responded.
After dinner, we just sat relaxing, listening to music, and just enjoying the moment together. Then my princess headed off to the bedroom to get ready for a bath, kissing me lightly before she left saying, “No rush. In fact, just message me on Alexa when you want me to start the tub. I’ll be in the bedroom.”
You know? That woman really is a sweet, kind, beautiful young girl at heart. And now, “The only fool in this house is going to be me if I don’t wrap this entry up and join her before she passes out from exhaustion waiting for me.”