I Am Enjoying My Marriage to Julia.

“Babe? Where did the videos go that were on BrianSchnabel.net? In fact, what happened to the site? It seems to have been totally rearranged.”

I heard this posed by my wife, Julia, as she stood behind me this afternoon while I worked. I said, “Well… I got a message from Google saying I was using an unknown video format and that there was no thumbnail URL provided. So, I decided to take their recommendation and fixed their issues, when possible, to enable the best experience and coverage in Google Search. I removed the videos and will be working from here on in to destroy Google’s chokehold on the internet.”

“But you were using OneDrive links,” Julia said. “What’s wrong with that?”

“Well…” I said smiling. “I’m not using YouTube links. If I was, I’m sure they wouldn’t have sent the notice. But… No worries. Google and all associated with them will get theirs and I won’t have to lift a finger to make it happen. When lightning strikes a server farm it’s a real bitch for the company that owns it.”

Julia said softly, “Your pissed. I get that. But… Is that really a good idea?”

I chuckled saying, “Based on the visions I’ve had over the past few months, God thinks it’s an excellent idea. Corporate greed is at an all time high and I’m not seeking to Remote Influence the weather to hurt people. I’m only interested in destroying equipment.”

Julia then breathed in my ear, “How long have you known you can influence weather?” “Since the summer,” I replied. “However, I need permission to do it and after this morning’s dream, it looks like I’ve got a green light to use Google for target practice using the natural forces of Mother Nature.”

I then continued, “They are going to be dealing with a lot of natural disasters this year which will down the company and ultimately lead to its ruin. You can’t play God and decide whose opinion is in your best interests and accuse those of Fake News because their opinion isn’t yours. It doesn’t work that way in the free world. Google’s dominance on the internet will go.”

“You can’t do things to punish people for using companies you don’t like, either” Julia said. “I look forward to seeing the results of your handywork in the news,” Julia added warmly before asking, “Where are those videos presently?”

“Oh… I see them now. Never mind” Julia finished looking at my screen.

Author: Brian Schnabel

A single Goldberg Realty owned Newtonian Gardens Apartments resident, Self-Publishing Author, cPanel WordPress Web Host and Windows 11 powered computer tech. A musician, sailor, hiker, cycler and… Yes ladies… Some women would say, “Magical, too!”

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