“I smell coffee. I must be dreaming. It’s not that time yet. I can’t be smelling coffee.”
Those were the first words Julia spoke as she slowly opened her eyes and began to focus on the material world around her. “No!” Julia exclaimed. “I’ve died and you’re an angel come to take me away!”
I chuckled softly as I handed her the cup once she moved to the edge of the bed beside me. “But what about…” Julia whispered. “We don’t have time for…”
I put my arm around her, giving her a gentle squeeze saying slyly, “Are you sure we didn’t already?” Julia gasped and said breathlessly, “You know? Uh… I did have this really hot dream at one point really early this morning just after I came back to bed from using the bathroom at around 3:00 AM but… Um… That really didn’t happen, did it?”
I simply smiled at Julia, and she suddenly burst out laughing and said, “Brian you slick bastard. You aren’t going to tell me are you. No fair!” Julia finished in her little girl pouting voice.
“Look down,” I said playfully. Wen Julia looked down she caught her breath and started laughing as she put her empty coffee cup on the nightstand and through her arms around me saying, “Not such a slick bastard after all then. You weren’t kidding. It really did happen which means…”
Julia tugged at my bathrobe, saying in half amazement and part concern, “Oh my God… Dude… My nails are getting way to sharp Babe. I’m so sorry.”
“I’m not,” I replied. And I’m not sorry about that love bite mark on your chest either.
Before Julia could respond I kissed her long and passionately, leaving her breathless before saying, “You’d better get your clothes on if you’re doing couples counseling in town today. If you don’t the sessions will turn into a three-way fuck fest and that’s not counting the auto accidents, you will cause while traveling through town. Although… The cops will probably let you off for driving nude.”
Julia roared with laughter and kissed me lightly before jumping up and heading to the shower. “Come join me,” she called over her shoulder from the bathroom doorway as she walked through it. “I promise I’ll behave, sort of.”
And she did sort of behave, getting me off in under three minutes in the process. That woman’s got incredible oral skills and oh how the world did spin for a minute or two after Julia was done.
She called in once during the course of the afternoon checking in and laughing as she said, “I wouldn’t mind if you recorded us for some of your background sounds for your new Brian Schnabel’s Head Space Podcast. You’ve got amazing skill with that stuff,” Julia said warmly.
Julia then continued on, “It was an unexpected effect to hear in the background. I love it! Keep doing what you’re doing with that and I’ll be home before you know it!”