This morning started early and, it already being past midnight… Well… I guess you could say this day is ending rather late. But… “It’s all good!”
I don’t know anything about the mating habits of Sloths. But… Somehow, I’ve got a feeling that the long slow comfortable screw my wife and I enjoyed would have earned high marks from any Sloth in the vicinity.
When we finally did get out of bed and everything, we were surprised that it was nearly lunch time. While drinking coffee and half heartedly eating serial Julia suddenly said, “Let’s walk to the Newton Dunkin Donuts on 206. It’s Sunny out and should offset the cold a bit. It should be a nice walk.”
So… After a bit more serial munching we hit the road. Julia was right. The sun did off set the cold quite a bit.
It took us nearly and hour and a half to reach Dunkin Donuts from our house. But that was partly due to the ice we encountered in areas. “It’s really hard to drink coffee with a broken neck!”
But… We made it relatively easily and actually in better time than we expected given the condition of the roads and walkways in places. And… Yeah… The coffee and other stuff we got really did hit the spot when we got there.
After hanging out at Dunkin for a while and talking with a few of the other customers there we decided to pay a visit to Ellen on our way home. As it turned out, Ellen wasn’t feeling well today and really appreciated the company. But… We didn’t want to stay too long because it was pretty obvious that Ellen needed rest, “Big time.”
We decided to walk home, taking a walk past Newtonian Gardens. Much to our surprise we ran into Edna Graham and Lorraine Bedell; both of them having decided to take a stroll together. They had some very interesting things to tell us. Apparently, the Newton Police Department had stopped by yesterday and began ticketing vehicles that were illegally parked. And, rumor has it that eviction notices have gone out to more than a few tenants who seem to have a real problem following complex rules.
I’m not sure what these people did, and no one else seems to know either. But… Both Edna and Lorraine expressed the view point that things were getting a bit out of hand with parking and a few other things. They both certainly expressed pleasant surprise about how Goldberg Realty was stepping up to the plate and raining in the lawlessness taking place on complex. Ms. Bedell said at one point in our conversation, “I really didn’t think Goldberg really had the balls. But I’m glad to know Michael and his company actually do give a crap about this property and it’s people after all.”
After the ladies chatted together for a few more minutes we headed home, which took another forty-five minutes. It was getting a bit chilly out with the sun going down. But, we made it without incident. “Damn does Julia make a mean hot chocolate.”
As we sat relaxing in the living room Julia said slyly, “What is the deal with you and Lorraine? It’s obvious she likes you.” I shrugged and innocently said, “Oh… I don’t know.”
“Did you two have a thing before I came along?” Julia asked me with a still sly yet warmer inflection to her voice. “Inquiring minds want to know honey,” she added with a slight soft giggle.
“We might have slept together once or twice,” I said. “But with all the women I’ve been credited with healing… It’s kind of hard to remember.”
Julia came over to me and took the empty mug I was holding and set it down on the coffee table. She then sat down on my lap facing me and said, “There’s that great line of shit you’ve got going on that I’ve grown to love.”
She then began making love to me right there on the couch and, as always, it was quite the awesome experience. I don’t know how King Solomon managed it with seven hundred wives. Just this one keeps me busy enough.
Maybe his choices in wives just weren’t as good and that’s why he needed so many? I don’t know if that was actually the case with King Solomon’s women. I’m just speculating.
Maybe he was just way more of a man than I am. But when it comes to managing intimate relations with seven-hundred women, “The bible doesn’t say how it’s done!”
We then moved into the shower and… Well… The rest of the evening got away from us in a pleasant kind of haze. I am thinking the Old Number 7 in the hot chocolate might have contributed to that, “Just a little.”
But… Looking back on everything… Life is good. And… Yeah… Now it really is time to go to bed for me and try something different with Julia just for a change of pace. “Actual Sleep!”